The Lasagna Sandwich: A Carb Within a Carb

Greetings my menses maidens! When I think of a prisoner’s last meal request, I’ve often wondered if mine would be some sort of carb within a carb, like a turducken, but with starches. What sort of dish would meet those requirements?

Several years ago, before diabetes and a Dancing With the Stars gig, Queen of Butter, Paula Deen, managed to achieve a most impressive feat: creating one glorious lasagna sandwich. She basically threw a giant piece of lasagna inside of a giant loaf of garlic bread and went to town, daddies.

We’ll be doing a slightly classier version of this dish, calling it the “Lasagna Sandwich Carb-Ception.” This was inspired by both Paula Deen and Sir Blaque Chris, who I’d always see posting about making lasagna sangwiches for his friends and I’d be like “WHAT?! #FEEDME.” 

Ooh, as I wrote this, I got my period and a blood stain in the shape of a heart appeared in my panties. I took that as a good omen. Let’s get started, shall we?